What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

What makes a woman attractive?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service